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may 25, 2020
Trump Declares Houses That Worship Him “Essential”
BY JAMES SCHLARMANN - the political garbage chute
MAY 22, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the President of the United States of America declared the 10th Amendment “total and complete bullshit written by likely Never-Trumpers” on a podcast hosted by right-wing conspiracy theorist and world record holder for largest, emptiest forehead Dan Bongino. A few hours later, Trump would announce from the White House briefing room that he was strongly urging governors in all 50 states to allow congregations to return to their tabernacles, synagogues, mosques, and churches. Though the Constitution gives no president the ability to demand a governor open churches back up in such a way, Trump hinted he’d be willing to take some kind of action in an attempt to do just that.
President Trump declared religious structures as “essential” during today’s press conference, which was not on his official schedule yesterday.
“Thank God President Trump has the strength to tell the Constitution where to go fuck itself,” Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Donald’s Anus) told reporters on the Hill shortly after Trump made the announcement. “He’s not like Obama trying to use executive overreach to help undocumented workers establish some kind of security and future in the country they live and pay taxes in for God’s sake! He’s using it to push this country ever closer to a theocratic kleptocracy run by a bunch of kakistocratic, racist, white collar morons! If that ain’t what the founders wanted for this great nation when they rebelled against Lincoln’s tyranny, then by Jesus Christ I don’t want to live in America anymore!”
Graham then melted into a pool of tears, rubles, and komprimat.
The president wasn’t finished declaring things as “essentially” today, however. This evening, Trump signed an executive order declaring any “houses that worship the president” as “utterly and completely, bigly essential.” While dragging his presidential and puny hand across the order, his trademark giant orange crayon leaving his signature upon it, Trump explained the order he was putting into effect immediately.
“From this point forward, I hereby order — that’s a big deal, people, when I order things. That’s what I was actually telling those bastards down at McDonald’s this morning when they said they couldn’t have one of their sexiest employees deliver my order to me, because of the INVISIBLE ENEMY,” Trump meandered, “I said to them, when I order things, that’s a big deal, and they should be followed, my orders. The manager didn’t see it that way, and now he’s on his way to Gitmo. Anyway…”
The president leaned back in his chair and snapped his fingers. In walked six aides, all with in personal protective equipment, which Trump ordered all White House personnel to be in when around him. Trump insisted he was merely “taking precautions to not catch the Democrat Hoax Flu.” The aides quickly put a bib on the president and changed his diaper as a bottle of Diet Coke with a rubber nipple was prepared for him. Two more aides came in and placed a bucket of chicken nuggets on the Resolute Desk.
“The point is, that houses that worship me, the President of the United States, will be henceforth considered essential,” Trump said, nugget pieces flying from his lips, “okay? You got all that? EEE-SENCH-UHL. That means you can’t shut don’t any place that worships me.”
Trump lifted himself up in his chair and farted.
“A bar with a Trump sign out front? Essential,” Trump said. “A barbershop with a barber in it wearing a MAGA hat? ESSENTIAL. A klan rally with one of those neato bonfires? ESSENTIAL. A church with a Trump banner on it? Double-essential status.”
Trump shooed the press corps out of the Oval Office as he shoveled handfuls of nugget into his face and down his throat in one movement.
President Trump declared religious structures as “essential” during today’s press conference, which was not on his official schedule yesterday.
“Thank God President Trump has the strength to tell the Constitution where to go fuck itself,” Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Donald’s Anus) told reporters on the Hill shortly after Trump made the announcement. “He’s not like Obama trying to use executive overreach to help undocumented workers establish some kind of security and future in the country they live and pay taxes in for God’s sake! He’s using it to push this country ever closer to a theocratic kleptocracy run by a bunch of kakistocratic, racist, white collar morons! If that ain’t what the founders wanted for this great nation when they rebelled against Lincoln’s tyranny, then by Jesus Christ I don’t want to live in America anymore!”
Graham then melted into a pool of tears, rubles, and komprimat.
The president wasn’t finished declaring things as “essentially” today, however. This evening, Trump signed an executive order declaring any “houses that worship the president” as “utterly and completely, bigly essential.” While dragging his presidential and puny hand across the order, his trademark giant orange crayon leaving his signature upon it, Trump explained the order he was putting into effect immediately.
“From this point forward, I hereby order — that’s a big deal, people, when I order things. That’s what I was actually telling those bastards down at McDonald’s this morning when they said they couldn’t have one of their sexiest employees deliver my order to me, because of the INVISIBLE ENEMY,” Trump meandered, “I said to them, when I order things, that’s a big deal, and they should be followed, my orders. The manager didn’t see it that way, and now he’s on his way to Gitmo. Anyway…”
The president leaned back in his chair and snapped his fingers. In walked six aides, all with in personal protective equipment, which Trump ordered all White House personnel to be in when around him. Trump insisted he was merely “taking precautions to not catch the Democrat Hoax Flu.” The aides quickly put a bib on the president and changed his diaper as a bottle of Diet Coke with a rubber nipple was prepared for him. Two more aides came in and placed a bucket of chicken nuggets on the Resolute Desk.
“The point is, that houses that worship me, the President of the United States, will be henceforth considered essential,” Trump said, nugget pieces flying from his lips, “okay? You got all that? EEE-SENCH-UHL. That means you can’t shut don’t any place that worships me.”
Trump lifted himself up in his chair and farted.
“A bar with a Trump sign out front? Essential,” Trump said. “A barbershop with a barber in it wearing a MAGA hat? ESSENTIAL. A klan rally with one of those neato bonfires? ESSENTIAL. A church with a Trump banner on it? Double-essential status.”
Trump shooed the press corps out of the Oval Office as he shoveled handfuls of nugget into his face and down his throat in one movement.
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Ford CEO: Trump Wore Angry, Spray-Tanned, Vagina Necked, Racist Orangutan Mask on Factory Floor
BY JAMES SCHLARMANN - the political garbage chute
MAY 22, 2020
YPSILANTI, MICHIGAN — Jim Hackett, CEO of the Ford Motor Company, told reporters today during his visit to the Ford plant in Ypsilanti yesterday, President Donald Trump did, in fact, wear a mask. The mask the president wore, according to Hackett, though, was not an N95 respirator or even a standard cloth mask. Instead, Trump’s mask “looked much different” than any other mask Hackett had seen someone wear on the factory floor.
“I’ve seen a lot of reporting about the president’s visit to our facility that I don’t think is quite accurate,” Hackett told the press today. “First — while it’s true that he didn’t wear a cloth mask when he delivered his address, he did wear one for a short time during the tour the public didn’t see.”
Although he only wore a cloth mask for a portion of his tour of the factory, President Trump “always had an additional mask on,” Hackett divulged.
“When he first approached the factory, I was pretty sure he was wearing one of those novelty poo emoji masks,” Hackett said, “but I quickly realized, he was actually wearing an angry, spray-tanned, vagina necked, racist orangutan mask. I couldn’t tell until he got close enough. In fact, I gotta give him credit for really embracing the part; he smelled like an orangutan, too.”
Questions about whether or not Trump would wear a mask swirled right up to when he took his tour of Ford’s factory. Trump had seemed reluctant to don a mask, even as his staff and administration officials did so. Reportedly, Trump feels it makes him look weak if he wears a mask.
“It was definitely going to be awkward and weird if he didn’t put on a mask, but between him wearing his racist orangutan mask and then putting that cloth mask on for a short time,” Hackett mused, “I think that’s as much as you could ever expect from our Sociopath in Chief, don’t you? Take the small victories where you can, I say.”
This morning at the White House, President Trump hosted a few business leaders in the Oval Office. He was asked about his tour of the Ypsilanti facilities, and about whether he felt wearing a mask made his job harder. Specifically, Trump was asked about his racist orangutan mask.
“You know, I don’t recall wearing that kind of mask, but the way you’re all talking about it, like if I did it’s a good thing,” Trump said, “makes me want to take credit for it. Not that I’m one to take credit for things I shouldn’t, of course. Now, if you’ll excuse me, we have to start planning to reopen my wonderful economy that Barack Black Guy Obama had nothing to do with ever.”
“I’ve seen a lot of reporting about the president’s visit to our facility that I don’t think is quite accurate,” Hackett told the press today. “First — while it’s true that he didn’t wear a cloth mask when he delivered his address, he did wear one for a short time during the tour the public didn’t see.”
Although he only wore a cloth mask for a portion of his tour of the factory, President Trump “always had an additional mask on,” Hackett divulged.
“When he first approached the factory, I was pretty sure he was wearing one of those novelty poo emoji masks,” Hackett said, “but I quickly realized, he was actually wearing an angry, spray-tanned, vagina necked, racist orangutan mask. I couldn’t tell until he got close enough. In fact, I gotta give him credit for really embracing the part; he smelled like an orangutan, too.”
Questions about whether or not Trump would wear a mask swirled right up to when he took his tour of Ford’s factory. Trump had seemed reluctant to don a mask, even as his staff and administration officials did so. Reportedly, Trump feels it makes him look weak if he wears a mask.
“It was definitely going to be awkward and weird if he didn’t put on a mask, but between him wearing his racist orangutan mask and then putting that cloth mask on for a short time,” Hackett mused, “I think that’s as much as you could ever expect from our Sociopath in Chief, don’t you? Take the small victories where you can, I say.”
This morning at the White House, President Trump hosted a few business leaders in the Oval Office. He was asked about his tour of the Ypsilanti facilities, and about whether he felt wearing a mask made his job harder. Specifically, Trump was asked about his racist orangutan mask.
“You know, I don’t recall wearing that kind of mask, but the way you’re all talking about it, like if I did it’s a good thing,” Trump said, “makes me want to take credit for it. Not that I’m one to take credit for things I shouldn’t, of course. Now, if you’ll excuse me, we have to start planning to reopen my wonderful economy that Barack Black Guy Obama had nothing to do with ever.”
Trump Threatens To Withhold Funding From Any State That Lets Democrats Vote
BY JAMES SCHLARMANN - POLITICAL GARBAGE CHUTE
5/20/2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elections in this country are run and officiated by state governments, not the federal government. That fact, however, may not be something that President Donald Trump considers important enough to believe in, at least based on his tweets and accusations of “voter fraud” he’s made recently. Despite being a mail-in voter in Florida himself, President Trump has blasted absentee or mail-in voting quite a bit lately, sewing the seeds of distrust among his base of any kind of voting that isn’t done in-person.
In California, large portions of Trump’s own party vote via mail. There have been no credible allegations made or prosecutions undertaken for voter fraud as it relates to absentee balloting. Despite carping about “ballot harvesting” — the process of gathering up completed mail-in ballots and delivering them to election officials to be counted — there has yet to be a single instance of voter fraud proven in relation to the practice.
When he took office in 2017, Trump setup a presidential commission to investigate allegations of rampant voter fraud, however after millions were spent, no evidence was found whatsoever to back up the accusations. Despite never being able to prove them, however, the president and his allies have continued to push their beliefs that Democrats commit voter fraud using mail-in ballots.
This morning, the president lashed out at two states specifically — Nevada and Michigan. At issue is the fact that the state election commissions sent applications for mail-in ballots to every registered voter this week. States are grappling with how to ensure the most amount of people can exercise their constitutional right to vote while still dealing with the fallout and consequences of a global COVID-19 pandemic outbreak. Trump has made this one of his most frequent complaints, intimating that Democrats are breaking laws to “steal” the election from him.
Speaking to reporters this morning, White House Chief Bullshit Strategist Kellyanne Conway said that the president is “bigly concerned” that Democrats will attempt to “cheat by getting more votes” than Trump. This, she argues is “the worst kind of voter fraud.”
“Because it defrauds 30% of the country out of their constitutional right to force the 70% of the country to accept a white collar criminal as their president,” Conway argued. “What is a bigger fraud than winning an election without the help of Russia or voter suppression? Why don’t you idiots ask that question, huh? That’s what I thought, you’re all stupid. Now, if you’ll excuse me, the president is due to take his hydroxychloroquine pill, and it’s my turn mash it up in his ice cream.”
Mr. Trump must not have been satisfied with threatening to withhold funding from states that push mail-in balloting, a move that likely runs directly counter to the Constitution itself. This afternoon, while strolling around the White House lawn to, as he said, “fart out” his lunchtime meal of KFC and Diet Coke, Trump announced that he was “strongly and bigly considering” an even bolder, broader ultimatum to states. Should states allow Democrats to vote at all — in person or by mail — they will risk their federal funding, Trump said.
“Let me make this very, very clear, okay? Voting is not a right I recognize, and Billy Barr says I have the power to cancel rights whenever my feelings get hurt, so suck it,” President Trump began, “and therefore, I have been strongly and bigly considering cutting off funding to any state that lets a single Democrat vote.”
Trump reasoned that Democrats voting against him are “really voting against America” and should be considered traitors.
“We don’t let traitors vote in this country. We let them serve on presidential transition teams. We let Billy Barr try to get charges against traitors dropped after they plead guilty to them,” Trump said, “but we do not let traitors vote! Frankly, if you ask me, Democrat is just another word for traitor. So why should we let Americans decide who will be the president if they don’t even admit I’m the best president ever, or worse yet, want to vote for someone other than me.”
The reaction on the Hill to Trump’s threats has been one of support from congressional Republicans.
“If you ask me, while the Founders were truly inspired, amazing thinkers, they made a huge mistake when they adopted the Constitution,” Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump’s Taint) told reporters, “and that was in implying that people who belong to any party can vote. I know that what the president is doing is technically unconstitutional, but since he’s not black or a Democrat, I can’t find any fault in it.”
Congressman Devin Nunes (R-CA) shared similar sentiments to Graham’s.
“All I know is that whatever Dear President wants, he gets. He’s royalty, really, and that’s what the American people want and need,” Nunes explained, “even if they don’t know they want or need it.”
In California, large portions of Trump’s own party vote via mail. There have been no credible allegations made or prosecutions undertaken for voter fraud as it relates to absentee balloting. Despite carping about “ballot harvesting” — the process of gathering up completed mail-in ballots and delivering them to election officials to be counted — there has yet to be a single instance of voter fraud proven in relation to the practice.
When he took office in 2017, Trump setup a presidential commission to investigate allegations of rampant voter fraud, however after millions were spent, no evidence was found whatsoever to back up the accusations. Despite never being able to prove them, however, the president and his allies have continued to push their beliefs that Democrats commit voter fraud using mail-in ballots.
This morning, the president lashed out at two states specifically — Nevada and Michigan. At issue is the fact that the state election commissions sent applications for mail-in ballots to every registered voter this week. States are grappling with how to ensure the most amount of people can exercise their constitutional right to vote while still dealing with the fallout and consequences of a global COVID-19 pandemic outbreak. Trump has made this one of his most frequent complaints, intimating that Democrats are breaking laws to “steal” the election from him.
Speaking to reporters this morning, White House Chief Bullshit Strategist Kellyanne Conway said that the president is “bigly concerned” that Democrats will attempt to “cheat by getting more votes” than Trump. This, she argues is “the worst kind of voter fraud.”
“Because it defrauds 30% of the country out of their constitutional right to force the 70% of the country to accept a white collar criminal as their president,” Conway argued. “What is a bigger fraud than winning an election without the help of Russia or voter suppression? Why don’t you idiots ask that question, huh? That’s what I thought, you’re all stupid. Now, if you’ll excuse me, the president is due to take his hydroxychloroquine pill, and it’s my turn mash it up in his ice cream.”
Mr. Trump must not have been satisfied with threatening to withhold funding from states that push mail-in balloting, a move that likely runs directly counter to the Constitution itself. This afternoon, while strolling around the White House lawn to, as he said, “fart out” his lunchtime meal of KFC and Diet Coke, Trump announced that he was “strongly and bigly considering” an even bolder, broader ultimatum to states. Should states allow Democrats to vote at all — in person or by mail — they will risk their federal funding, Trump said.
“Let me make this very, very clear, okay? Voting is not a right I recognize, and Billy Barr says I have the power to cancel rights whenever my feelings get hurt, so suck it,” President Trump began, “and therefore, I have been strongly and bigly considering cutting off funding to any state that lets a single Democrat vote.”
Trump reasoned that Democrats voting against him are “really voting against America” and should be considered traitors.
“We don’t let traitors vote in this country. We let them serve on presidential transition teams. We let Billy Barr try to get charges against traitors dropped after they plead guilty to them,” Trump said, “but we do not let traitors vote! Frankly, if you ask me, Democrat is just another word for traitor. So why should we let Americans decide who will be the president if they don’t even admit I’m the best president ever, or worse yet, want to vote for someone other than me.”
The reaction on the Hill to Trump’s threats has been one of support from congressional Republicans.
“If you ask me, while the Founders were truly inspired, amazing thinkers, they made a huge mistake when they adopted the Constitution,” Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump’s Taint) told reporters, “and that was in implying that people who belong to any party can vote. I know that what the president is doing is technically unconstitutional, but since he’s not black or a Democrat, I can’t find any fault in it.”
Congressman Devin Nunes (R-CA) shared similar sentiments to Graham’s.
“All I know is that whatever Dear President wants, he gets. He’s royalty, really, and that’s what the American people want and need,” Nunes explained, “even if they don’t know they want or need it.”
Dedicated to the stupid motherfuckers who believe both parties are the same
Nation Wonders How Much More Fucking Evidence Mueller Needs Exactly
By the Burrard Street Journal
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
After over a year of accumulating what many assume to be the most damning evidence ever against a sitting U.S. President, Americans today collectively wondered “how much more fucking evidence Robert Mueller needs exactly?”
Accusations of using campaign finances to bribe porn stars, colluding with Russian officials, and promising favouritism to certain companies have led to 19 indictments and 5 guilty pleas thus far. Now the overwhelming majority of Americans want to know what Bob Mueller needs to see exactly before making a decision.
“How much more fucking evidence does the guy need?” the U.S. populace questioned, stating that surely Mueller must be ready to make an announcement one way or another at this stage. “Like seriously, is Trump guilty or what?”
“What is it gonna take, video evidence of Trump literally murdering someone?” the nation queried, “That could take months to happen.”
Even Trump himself has called for Mueller to announce his findings. “Come on Bobby, show me your cards, whaddya got?” the President tweeted, reiterating his confidence that Mueller couldn’t possibly have evidence of everything he’s done.
Meanwhile, the rest of the world is currently wondering how much longer it should give America to sort its shit out before stepping in.
Accusations of using campaign finances to bribe porn stars, colluding with Russian officials, and promising favouritism to certain companies have led to 19 indictments and 5 guilty pleas thus far. Now the overwhelming majority of Americans want to know what Bob Mueller needs to see exactly before making a decision.
“How much more fucking evidence does the guy need?” the U.S. populace questioned, stating that surely Mueller must be ready to make an announcement one way or another at this stage. “Like seriously, is Trump guilty or what?”
“What is it gonna take, video evidence of Trump literally murdering someone?” the nation queried, “That could take months to happen.”
Even Trump himself has called for Mueller to announce his findings. “Come on Bobby, show me your cards, whaddya got?” the President tweeted, reiterating his confidence that Mueller couldn’t possibly have evidence of everything he’s done.
Meanwhile, the rest of the world is currently wondering how much longer it should give America to sort its shit out before stepping in.
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Trump Furious After Nobel Committee Gives Him Participation Trophy
By Andy Borowitz - the new yorker
May 24, 2018
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly furious after the Nobel committee informed him on Thursday that he would not receive a Nobel Peace Prize but would get a participation trophy instead.
In Oslo, a Nobel spokesman said that Trump would have the distinction of becoming the first world leader to receive such a trophy, also known as the Nobel Consolation Prize.
The spokesman displayed the prize, a gold-painted plastic trophy measuring eleven inches in height and featuring a small man at its pinnacle, holding a tiny laurel wreath over his head.
Announcing the award, the Nobel representative said, “Although Donald Trump did not actually achieve peace, he did talk a lot about it, and that should be worth something.”
In Oslo, a Nobel spokesman said that Trump would have the distinction of becoming the first world leader to receive such a trophy, also known as the Nobel Consolation Prize.
The spokesman displayed the prize, a gold-painted plastic trophy measuring eleven inches in height and featuring a small man at its pinnacle, holding a tiny laurel wreath over his head.
Announcing the award, the Nobel representative said, “Although Donald Trump did not actually achieve peace, he did talk a lot about it, and that should be worth something.”
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humor: Fox News Says It Will Decide Trump’s Syria Response in Next Forty-Eight Hours
By Andy Borowitz - the new yorker
April 9, 2018
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Fox News Channel announced on Monday that it would decide what Donald J. Trump’s Syria response will be in the next forty-eight hours.
At a press conference at the network’s headquarters, Sean Hannity, Judge Jeanine Pirro, and the “Fox & Friends” co-host Steve Doocy said that, as the people who have been entrusted with the decision of whether to use military force, they were not taking their responsibility lightly.
“The U.S. military is the mightiest force in all the world,” Hannity said. “However we decide that President Trump will use that force in Syria, we promise that it will be a decision he will be proud of.”
Pirro said that she and her colleagues were taking “full advantage of the entire Fox News brain trust” to craft Trump’s Syria response. “The American people should sleep well at night knowing that we are keeping Tucker Carlson in the loop,” she said.
Ending the press conference on an urgent note, Doocy spoke directly to President Trump. “Mr. President, we’ll have a decision for you in the next forty-eight hours,” he said. “Don’t change the channel.”
At a press conference at the network’s headquarters, Sean Hannity, Judge Jeanine Pirro, and the “Fox & Friends” co-host Steve Doocy said that, as the people who have been entrusted with the decision of whether to use military force, they were not taking their responsibility lightly.
“The U.S. military is the mightiest force in all the world,” Hannity said. “However we decide that President Trump will use that force in Syria, we promise that it will be a decision he will be proud of.”
Pirro said that she and her colleagues were taking “full advantage of the entire Fox News brain trust” to craft Trump’s Syria response. “The American people should sleep well at night knowing that we are keeping Tucker Carlson in the loop,” she said.
Ending the press conference on an urgent note, Doocy spoke directly to President Trump. “Mr. President, we’ll have a decision for you in the next forty-eight hours,” he said. “Don’t change the channel.”
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FAKE NEWS: GOP Leaders Celebrate Decisive Win Over Americans
From The Onion: WASHINGTON—In the wake of the $1.5 trillion tax bill’s historic passage in both the House and the Senate, GOP leaders reportedly celebrated Wednesday their decisive win over everyday American citizens. “This is a monumental victory not only for us, but for everyone struggling under the reign of the average American,” said Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell, adding that party leaders made a promise to “take a stand against ordinary U.S. citizens,” before cracking open a bottle of champagne and proudly declaring that “today, we delivered.” “Of course, the fight against the people of this country is not yet over. We won this battle, but the war is still to come. However, if we carry on with the same vigor demonstrated today in our widely opposed tax overhaul, I know that we will prevail over Americans time and time again.” GOP leaders also expressed confidence that they would achieve another dominant victory over the American people as they push to close the deficit by cutting food stamp programs, Social Security, and Medicare.
fake news: Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class
From The Onion: WASHINGTON—Grinning proudly as blood gushed from his victim’s windpipe, House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly slit an auto mechanic’s throat Wednesday to kick off the GOP purge of the working class. “With our tax reform bill giving us the mandate we have long desired, there’s nothing stopping us now—commence the bloodletting!” said Ryan, holding up the lifeless body of the local blue-collar worker as blood from his severed arteries sprayed reporters gathered at the press conference. “Now we can finally experience the sweet release of all our pent-up hatred of the parasitic working class without fear of punishment or retribution. The blood of the filthy proletariat will flow in the streets, and the families of truck drivers, nurses, and retail employees all over the nation will know our wrath. No one making under $50,000 a year is safe. Today, the American economy will be put back on the right track, and the liquidation begins!” At press time, blood-drenched Republican senators Bob Corker and Lisa Murkowski were seen sprinting into a Baltimore Walmart wielding machetes.
In politics stupidity is not a handicap
Napoleon Bonaparte
Dumb as a Brick
Cartoon: Doctor Hand
By Tom Tomorrow
Monday Jul 10, 2017 · 7:01 AM PDT
stupid shit
Victim Blaming the Planet
A federal judge gets it wrong on the oil pipeline through the Dakotas.
By Khalil Bendib
DEPLORABLES are deplorable
THINGS BLACK VOTERS LIKE MORE THAN TRUMP: BEDBUGS, BUBONIC PLAGUE, MOSQUITOES, CARNIES
BY DEMO. UNDERGROUND
urban justice
Reasonable Force
The everyday assault on Blue Lives.
By Khalil Bendib
