Hello, good peeps. We are on a steady and exciting path to "making America great again" under fearless leader, Trump. A summit is set between Trump and his BFF, Putin, where I am sure Putin will give him "orders" on how to continue the amazing progress in alienating the G7 countries and offending all our allies. 

Also concerning foreign affairs, U.S. intelligence has shown that North Korea under the leadership of our newest BFF, Kim Jong Un, is upgrading their nuclear research facilities while continuing on the path to denuclearization; another win for our illustrious deal-maker, Trump.

On the matters of trade and tariffs, Trump has threaten higher tariffs on the cheaters in Europe and China who have been exploiting our generous trade policies. The commie, pinkos at Harley Davidson Motorcycle have decided to move some of their production to a shithole country to avoid EU tariffs. While on the domestic front, the trade and tariff policies proposed by Trump could result in the lost of 150,000 to 600,000 jobs in the U.S.; a small sacrifice in MAGA.

In domestic politics, A. Kennedy has retired from the Supreme Court after helping to destroy public union rights, legalize gerrymandering in Texas, and uphold Trump's well disguised Muslim Ban. 

This week in "Making America Great Again" has been stupendous:

First, we have begun a zero tolerance program for preventing illegal immigrants ( "Animal" according of Trump) from entering the country. The administration now seizes their young children at the border and places them in internment camps("Tender Age" facilites) with facilities suspected/having a history of child sexual abuse while their parents are quickly deported back to Central America. The children have a good chance of never seeing their parents again and we have about 6,000 unaccounted for. The Office of Refugee Resettlement is working feverishly to improve their incompetence.

Second, the GOP is hiding in their chambers to avoid all media questions about the kidnapping(or rather resettlement) program, but has promised they will produce legislation to solve the problem created by Trump's executive order which he claims is the Democrats' fault. Blonde racist, Ann Coulter, is upset that Trump might end the incarceration program which she believes is MAGA. While klansman, AG Sessions, is using the “Undesirable Aliens Act,” to justify the kidnappings. The statute would not exist without support from, respectively, a eugenicist and a white supremacist to legitimate the kidnappings. Great research, Sessions!

Third, Trump, the pre-eminent deal-maker, continues to threaten China with more tariffs while he ignores the fact that China can begin selling back U.S. Treasuries further ballooning the GOP-caused deficit; or they can even stop buying them altogether. 

Fourth, Trump has ended all of Obama's protections of the coastal oceans so that now polluters can cause more Deepwater Horizons. He believes there is no way that we can limit oil company profits at the expense of poisoning the environment.

Finally, Trump supporters have ridiculed the main stream media for its liberal bias in showing facilities where babies are being kept from their mothers. It proves once again that you can't believe your lying yes.

Until next week, MAGA!!!!

In our ongoing commentary on MAGA, there were some significant events to report.

First, there was the Trump-Kim Summit in Singapore where Trump declared that the murderous dictator of North Korea is loved by his people, the ones not dead or in slave camps. Then, he cancelled planned military exercises which have been conducted yearly for the past four decades. This poses significant risks to US allies in the region in light of the growing Chinese military posture but since the Chinese gave Trump $500 million, Trump believes it is a risk worth taking. Reports have come in that this cancellation was directed by Trump's master, Putin who still has those "Golden Shower" tapes.

Second, the DOJ has stopped defending the Affordable Care Act against frivolous lawsuits meant to destroy the law. This was met with glee by the Republican Party members and their ignorant supporters who don't want the government's hands on their Social Security checks. As an aside, the GOP Congress is working diligently to reduce Medicare and SS benefits. 

Third, the Trump Administration is building tent cities on military bases to house the children taken from their mothers seeking asylum when they enter the US. AG Sessions has declared that the US no longer accepts refugees and all seekers will be considered illegal aliens. 

Finally, the US deficit has risen 66% over the same time period as last year thanks to the GOP-Trump tax cuts. Meanwhile Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner made an estimated $82 million while working as unpaid advisers to Trump. I guess that can be considered a plus since the country is too broke to pay them.