The 2016 Presidential candidates are out on the road trying to convince America's dumber-than-dog-shit voters that each one of them is the best qualified to be the leader of the Free World. So far all they have done is smell up the room like a gross, noisy fart. 

Beginning with Hillary Clinton who as Secretary of State and leader of the US State Department promoted worldwide fracking, her underlings tried to hoodwink everyone on the Keystone XL Pipeline and the Trans Pacific Partnership Treaty with her approval, of course, and she is owned by Wall Street. She insults the intelligence of knowledgeable voters by spouting her new discovered populism.

Then you have the clown of the Senate, Ted Cruz, a consummate fraud and liar. A man who caused a government shutdown and doesn't have the courage to admit it. A man whose mouth is so big and brain is so small that he wants to repeal federal laws that don't even exist. He makes you wonder if Harvard wants to rescind their diploma.

Which, of course, brings us to possibly the only senator who is dumber than Sen. Orrin Hatch and that is Sen. Marco Rubio. A man totally lacking in integrity and moral substance. A thief and a fraud, Rubio will change his views immediately depending on the size of the bribes he receives. 

Finally, there is the southern preacher, Mike Huckabee, the ex-governor, talk show host, and conman extraordinaire. He emits the foulest smell wrapped in the words of his phony religion while spewing hate, homophobia, sexism, and racist pandering. He actually thinks there are enough dumb, old, white hypocrites in America that he can be elected president.


Gee, will someone open the windows and get this shitty smell out of  out what is left of our democracy. 

That damn President Barack Obama has done it again. He has avoided war with Iran. By denying the "patriotic GOP" and their military-industrial complex supporters the right to billions. This President Obama is obviously not in tune with the history of America. 

This treasonous activity started when he entered the White House and had the unmitigated gall to accept a Noble Prize for Peace, disgusting! Then he followed this up by removing troops from Iraq by actually acquiescing to the Iraqis' wishes. Every war-loving American troll would never have done such a thing. After all we invaded Iraq to steal their oil, we certainly should not have left just because they ask us. As if this was not enough, he found and killed Bin Laden thereby removing a key reason to continue our occupation of Afghanistan. Then he made it worst by drawing troops from Afghanistan, ridiculous!

And now, he has used DIPLOMACY to strike a deal with Iran to stop their nuclear bomb program. This is just too much. He obviously is a coward and a traitor who refuses to sacrifice our national treasure and the lives of our troops so that we can continue endless wars and world domination. IMPEACH HIM, IMPEACH HIM, and return our country to the glorious days of illegal wars, raping other countries of their resources, killing civilians, and being NUMBER 1. It just shows that those 47 loyal GOP senators who tried to warn Iran's Supreme Leader were right, this man can't be trusted.

Last week Chris Hayes of MSNBC presented a segmented on adult wipes clogging up the New York City municipal sewer system. The wipes sold as a convenience for toilet users have cost NY millions of dollars because they cause massive backups in the sewer and exacerbate trash disposal problems. Of course these wipes were advertised as improved toilet paper and biodegradable which of course was a lie by the corporations that produced them. 

That story reminded me of the GOP. How, well think of the promises made by the GOP: expand diversity, create jobs, grow prosperity, repeal Obamacare, and many others. But what has happened at all government levels controlled by the GOP is blockage. Blockage of job growth, infrastructure rebuilding, reforming student loans, denying minimum wage increases, voter suppression, and a host of other noxious ideas. 

As it turns out the GOP is just like those adult wipes. They are advertised to be useful but in reality they are worthless. They are not even as useful as plain old toilet paper but more like what is flushed down the toilet.