Smelly Candidates of 2016

The 2016 Presidential candidates are out on the road trying to convince America's dumber-than-dog-shit voters that each one of them is the best qualified to be the leader of the Free World. So far all they have done is smell up the room like a gross, noisy fart. 

Beginning with Hillary Clinton who as Secretary of State and leader of the US State Department promoted worldwide fracking, her underlings tried to hoodwink everyone on the Keystone XL Pipeline and the Trans Pacific Partnership Treaty with her approval, of course, and she is owned by Wall Street. She insults the intelligence of knowledgeable voters by spouting her new discovered populism.

Then you have the clown of the Senate, Ted Cruz, a consummate fraud and liar. A man who caused a government shutdown and doesn't have the courage to admit it. A man whose mouth is so big and brain is so small that he wants to repeal federal laws that don't even exist. He makes you wonder if Harvard wants to rescind their diploma.

Which, of course, brings us to possibly the only senator who is dumber than Sen. Orrin Hatch and that is Sen. Marco Rubio. A man totally lacking in integrity and moral substance. A thief and a fraud, Rubio will change his views immediately depending on the size of the bribes he receives. 

Finally, there is the southern preacher, Mike Huckabee, the ex-governor, talk show host, and conman extraordinaire. He emits the foulest smell wrapped in the words of his phony religion while spewing hate, homophobia, sexism, and racist pandering. He actually thinks there are enough dumb, old, white hypocrites in America that he can be elected president.


Gee, will someone open the windows and get this shitty smell out of  out what is left of our democracy.