22 turds

I was watching the Rachel Maddows show tonight when she posted a picture of the 22 potential GOP presidential candidates. I then texted my good friend and lamented about the poor quality of the candidates and said they were a bunch of worthless mofos.

He texted me back and suggested a number of alternate and more descriptive as well as politically incorrect names besides mofos. 

I took his suggestion seriously and texted him that 'I was thinking'. After five minutes, I texted him back and suggested the name "turds" which he thought was promising and would consider it. 

I explained that none of them have the character and moral integrity to be a leader let alone President of the United States. They all lie and deny global warming, they are basically racists, they are greedy, they have no real interest in working Americans, they all grovel on their knees to billionaires, and they all lack ideas to move the country forward.

Their only worth is being flushed down a toilet into the sewer to join the rest of the filth and be consumed by scavenger bacterial as food. After a couple of minutes he texted me back and said he agreed wholeheartedly.