Clinton - Bush 2016

The 2014 election has demonstrated to America and the world that we as a country have the stupidest voters on the planet. The midterm turnout of about 34% resulted in establishing the racist  trolls of the Republican Party firmly in charge of the House and Senate as well reelecting some of the worst and most corrupt governors to ever serve in the states. Since it is obvious that the mindless American voter: those who vote against their own interests and the apathetic and lazy who rationalize that both parties are the same. I have a solution. The weak-kneed Democrats with their Democrat-in-name-only candidate, Hillary Clinton, should form a ticket with Republican criminal Jeb Bush as president and vice president for 2016, respectively.
Before you say I am crazy just think of the symbiosis this ticket brings to America: 
1. Both H. Clinton and Jeb Bush are owned by Wall Street. 
2. Both H. Clinton and Jeb Bush support TPP.
3. Both H. Clinton and Jeb Bush believe in Keystone, fracking, and privatization of government.
4. Both H. Clinton and Jeb Bush are wealthy, especially Bush with his offshore bank accounts.
5. Both H. Clinton and Jeb Bush believe in starting wars.
6. Neither H. Clinton or Jeb Bush really give a damn about the middle class and the poor. 
So as you can see they complement each other. After all is said and done, the stupid American voter will like this ticket because it does not require thinking just an in-dept understanding of social media while the country is destroyed.