somebody, please invade us

To anyone listening, please invade America and save us form the Donald Trump destruction of the United States of America. You see we are about to become a Third World country led by a Soviet sympathizer and his cabinet of criminals, racists, and self-dealing oligarchs. The invasion is not to be a military takeover or violent but a rebirth of intellectual awakening, social justice, and equality of opportunity.

You see, the problem is that we have sixty million people who thanks to their supreme ignorance and lack of critical thinking abilities have for the past years elected Republicans who have gotten the country into wars, close to financial ruin, anti-women rights, anti-gay rights, and of course promoted racism to new levels. We did have eight years of a real human as leader  but the Republicans obstructed him from serving the people. He, primarily, spent eight years cleaning up the mess created by the last Republican incompetent leader. They have enabled corporations to polute our environment, destroy our public schools systems, steal workers wages, pensions, outsource jobs, and destroy unions. 

Many of us use to think the Democratic Party would fight for the working man, the social safety net, and equality but have been disappointed by the party's embracing of Wall Street and the professional classes at the expense of the working man. The party of the New Deal is now the party of compromise and the spineless.  

Sixty-five million of us voted for the first woman to be president but were denied our goal due to voter suppression and a legacy of racism of the electoral college which benefits the former slave and rural states. Our elected politicians lack the moral fiber to correct such injustices so we need help!  

Please hurry for we don't have much time. With fifty million Americans already living in poverty, millions more being poorly educated in corporate-run charter schools, millions of people likely to lose their healthcare, increasing environmental polution, drug companies robbing and killing customers, it is only a matter of time before we descend into oblivion. SAVE US!!!