Turd Update 8/25/2015

Periodically, I have to check-in on the GOP presidential candidates, otherwise known as TURDS, to see what great moves/policies they have put forth to show the American public that they are America's savior. To date they are all in favor of killing Obamacare which would lead to more people dying, but then that is really not important. Also they are totally against the Iran Nuclear Deal which Obama and six other allies have finalized to prevent a possible war with Iran. The Turds are all on their knees to the Jewish lobby and Netanyuhu who by the way has been lying about his own intelligence on Iran. Also, the candidates all favor eliminating the 14th and 15th Amendments so that America can get rid of those pesky low skilled immigrants and their American borne children.

Individually, Ben Carson hosted a Latino Outreach in South Carolina and no Latinos showed up. I wonder why. Maybe it has to do with "anchor babies". Scott Walker, clearly the least intelligent of the Turds, took three different positions on the amendments and told the Black Lives Matter activists to go to hell. While Ted Cruz and Chris Christie were criticizing former President Carter after he announced he was suffering from brain cancer, real classy guys those two. 

The only female, Carly Fiorina, showed her extreme ignorance when she declared that Planned Parenthood was a federal agency. Also she questions how the Department of Education spends it budget even though the budget is public record. Maybe she cannot read a budget spreadsheet.

Finally, Rick Perry's campaign is broke and he can't pay his staff. Rand Paul's campaign staff is on the run from the FBI. And last but not least, Donald Trump held a campaign rally in Alabama and embraced the Ku Klux Klan and became a favorite of former Klan leader David Duke.  

Well, folks that is it. I hope you have gained further appreciation for the Turds and remember only one of them will float to the top after you flush.