where we at in maga, part 2

This turned out to be an exciting week in Making America Great Again: 

1. North Korea leader, Kim Jong Un, told Trump to go fuck himself if he thought that NK was going to denuclearize although they could still have the summit if Trump thought he could win the Nobel Peace Prize for being the world's biggest sucker.
2. Melania Trump spent a week in the hospital for a reported 24 hour illness. I guess she thought it was a vacation from her asshole husband.
3. The Trump-Kushner Crime Family was able to secure $500 million from China for a Trump Indonesia development and the Kushner's obtained $1.2 billion from a Qatar/China - backed company to continue developing the Devil's Building in Manhattan. The Emoluments clause will undoubtedly be an offense cited in any future Trump impeachment or criminal bank fraud case.
4. The CIA has installed a war criminal as it's new director. With the help of 6 Demo Sellouts, she was confirmed 54 to 45 showing once again the Demo Sellouts can always be counted on to sabotage the party.
5. The GOP forced the identification of a GOP informant on the Trump campaign and it turns out he is just as sleazy as Trump.(click)
6. Rep Mo Brooks(AL) has solved the mystery of sea level rise: falling rocks off of hills near the oceans has caused the problem. 
7. On the immigration front, Trump called all immigrants (those with non-white skin, of course) animals. He was prompted defended by right wing media(which is most media) and, in particular, Tomi Lahren who discovered she is a descendant of poor, uneducated immigrants or as Thomas Jefferson called them "rubbish people".
8. Trump's trade war has his Midwest farm backers up in arms since China has stopped buying soybeans, pigs, etc. The farmers whose main funding has been through the USDA's various socialist welfare programs believe Trump has betrayed them. Some are so angry that claim they will vote for their GOP candidates who have been fucking them all along and not Trump in 2020. (See Payback)
9. Rev. Franklin Graham's sister, Anne Graham Lotz, told Decision Magazine that God will send a nuclear strike to punish the country's immorality. I hope it lands on her house first.(Amerikkkans)
10. Finally, a seventeen year old student killed ten of his classmates in a Santa Fee, Texas high school bringing to 16 the number of school shootings in 2018 America. We now have more school children killed in America this year than all the American soldiers killed around the world in war zones in 2018. MAGA!!!!