Hello, gentle folks out there who are glorifying in the Trump Kleptocracy. It has been a few weeks since I brought you the great news on how Trump is Making America Great Again" or as the libtards claim "Fucking America UP".
First, the great "dealmaker" has caused farmers to lose $1.9 billion in revenue thanks to his buffoonish trade talks with China which has resulted in China finding new suppliers for farm products. But farmers should not fear, since Trump is going to send them welfare checks for not growing food anyway. (Or were they already receiving those?)
Second, the "great brain" has succeeded in raising the national debt to $22 trillion thanks to his $1.5 trillion tax giveaway to corporations and the rich. I am sure the rest of America will enjoy paying off that debt over the next, oh, century. But the news gets better, tax refund checks are expected to drop at least 8.4% thanks to closing loopholes on the middle class.
Third, on the legal front, the "rat", Michael Cohen, has begun telling of checks written by Trump while president to payoff a porn star. He also squealed about possible bank fraud, insurance fraud, tax fraud and other "fake news". But Trump is not concerned since his troll, Attorney General William Barr, will squash Mueller's report and other "witch hunt" allegations.
Fourth, the administration has successfully placed more unfit judges(racists, anti-LGBTQ, and anti-abortionists) on the federal bench which should ensure the perpetuation of second class citizenship for women and minority populations.
Fifth, the administration has successfully placed a coal lobbyist at the head of EPA, and several other incompetents in key agencies which oversee environment, resources, and quality of life issues in his headlong pursuit of making America a shithole.
Finally, "fearless leader" had an important summit with the North Korean leader. Nothing was accomplished, but the photo ops were outstanding!
Comments to think about.